casablancas_j
If you lived in a box...
...would you be homeless?

This is a trick question, I can feel it

Time for me to clock out, kids. Until next time…

What is your secret to not aging Julian? what kind of magic juice drink?

Animal sacrifice

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Anonymous

there’s that “internet speak” all the kiddies are into these days. Maybe I’m an old man, but I’m still into english

When will Albert grow is fro back?
Anonymous

This is a question better directed at the man himself. Also i don’t know if he exactly chose to have less hair, ha… Don’t tell him we were talking about his bald…I mean his hairstyle.

Can we go eat pancakes whenever you come to Miami?

Sure…you would actually be very hard-pressed to find a circumstance where I’d say no to pancakes.

Albert does look pretty sassy in that NME shoot.

how do we know this is the REAL Jules?????

You just have to trust me I guess…Winking emoticon.

My friends and I have a bet going; do you like "Twilight?" Like with the sparkle vampires and stuff...

God no…

You have no nipples... right?
Anonymous

Wow I can’t even come up with a witty response to this