casablancas_j

think Im finally an old man. Albert came over a few days ago and friend-punched me on the shoulder, and it’s actually left a bruise.. I mean I’ve never been the image of physical health but, man, that’s discouraging

would you do this for me:
Say "Look Alive, Nikolai!!!!" and throw something at him. (god forbid you break his hands).
I dont hate him, its just... if he and Jamie Hyneman from mythbuster made Clue (the board game) The Movie, it would have to be really spooky. That guy creeps me out.

I do that to him all the time 

So I get my little honey bunny On last Easter Sunday By 12 noon He was munchin' on my brunch Are you ready for dessert? Keep it comin' up my skirt Show me banana split Just keep lickin' on that shit!

it’s been a while since I logged in here, glad to see I’m still wanted. the metaphors u guys come up with though…yeesh

If you lived in a box...
...would you be homeless?

This is a trick question, I can feel it

Time for me to clock out, kids. Until next time…

What is your secret to not aging Julian? what kind of magic juice drink?

Animal sacrifice

whooo rRRrRrRrrrrrR uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?!?!?!??!?1111?!?!1
Anonymous

there’s that “internet speak” all the kiddies are into these days. Maybe I’m an old man, but I’m still into english

When will Albert grow is fro back?
Anonymous

This is a question better directed at the man himself. Also i don’t know if he exactly chose to have less hair, ha… Don’t tell him we were talking about his bald…I mean his hairstyle.

Can we go eat pancakes whenever you come to Miami?

Sure…you would actually be very hard-pressed to find a circumstance where I’d say no to pancakes.

Albert does look pretty sassy in that NME shoot.